Roxy Rockett

Wanted to drop a note letting you know that I’m still here but am very busy trying to get CRG to Philly.

Will post soon.

Keep re-reading the shit you already know.

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“If such and such doesn’t happen, then I’m going to quit!”

First off, never pose the threat of quitting. Saying that one word shows the level of commitment you’re willing to give unless you receive the demands you feel are owed. When I hear ladies say such things I merely respond (in my own head of course), “go!”. No one is making you stay and do something you hate.. something that makes you miserable. If you get to the point where at every practice you leave on your pity raft floating down the river of your own tears, then my friend, you might want to rethink your decision to remain in derby. If you’re coming to practice only to bitch and complain about things that should be happening rather than getting on the rink and making them happen for you, then you might want to call a travel agent and take yourself on an extended vacation to some place that doesn’t house a derby league.

The first time you threaten to quit, the response may be a nice loving beer fest after practice where everyone tells you everything you do right and how important you are to the league. The second time you might get those 2 people that actually care about you and want you to stay because they believe in certain aspects of your personality. Aspects that fueled devotion in times past. The third time, do everyone a favor and just quit.

Crying derby wolf doesn’t make the league care. Communication about your concerns and demonstrating your efforts to change your mood and take charge of those concerns, that will show that your intentions are true. In return, you’ll gain support from skaters on the BOD to those that just made try-outs, all wanting and willing to help you overcome these feelings of helplessness.

“Damn, I hate coming to practice… I can’t stand going to all these meetings… I can’t make money cause I’m traveling so much for derby… My body hurts from all these unhealed injuries.. my family misses me/I miss my family. I think I need a break”

Now, if you have gotten to a point in a conversation where one of the above has been inserted, then the steps to recovery definitely lead down a different path. If you have been in conversations with ladies who have muttered those lines, then take it upon yourself to suggest a break from derby. Giving all you have over a long period of time leads to ladies getting burned out. This is the time where I say, tell the training committee, tell your captains, heck, even tell your close friends and folks you see walking down the street; “I’m going away for a few weeks. I will not be at practice. I will not attend any meetings. Do not ask me to do last minute shit you always burden me with.. I’m taking a break from derby!”. Ahhhhhhhhhhh…. That simple.

You owe no one a detailed, hand written letter explaining why you need this break. If you’re league is so damn stern and doesn’t allow this type of ‘behavior’, then you might want to organize a derby union and start advocating skaters rights!

Damn if this isn’t a volunteer sport. Decide not to volunteer for those 3-4 weeks. Or if you volunteer, decide your limits. Say, “I will go to endurance practice but I will not scrimmage.” Have limits for yourself and stick to them.

Having said all that, I do, however, suggest you communicate with your training committee, coach(es), and/or captains about your decision to take a break. Knowing when the right time to take a break is an important subsection that needs to be added into the equation(ie. not during the interleague season. But if you need too, by all means, do it). Also, make sure you know about any/all policies your league has in place about leave of absences and what you may be required to do upon returning (ie-attend so many practices before you’re able to scrimmage again). Just leaving with no communication whatsoever is not an effective way to take a break. First off, your league will be wondering if they need to rearrange teams and secondly, you’ll be stressing cause you don’t know what the response will be on your return. Communication is key ladies.

Also, training committee, take it upon yourselves to mandate a break during an month that allows it. It’s your job to train these ladies to skate well and be healthy. Taking time off would fall under the “staying healthy” category.

“You bitch, you’re always trying to tell me how to skate when you don’t know yourself”, or “If you hit me again with your elbow, I’m going kick your fat ass!”

Ugh, I’m sure we all have overheard tidbits like these during/after practices. This is what we call anger management. Knowing when and where to let yourself go. In my experiences, some ladies just don’t see eye to eye. Or better yet, they are way too much alike and both refuse to give an inch and end the madness. I’m to the teaching, “let it out!”. You’ve got something to say, say it. I hate yelling and being yelled out. But, what I hate worse is, someone repressing their emotions for so long that it comes barreling out in its unoriginal form and aimed for the unintended skater. As of late, I can hear ladies talking during scrimmages. Folks getting pissed and belching out ‘thank you’ letters while in the pack. “Nice forearms”, “nice back blocking”, “wanna try to hit me instead of trip me?”. Believe it or not, this is a form of derby therapy. Communicating to that skater what issues are present at the time of administration, allows you to release the anger and move on. If you happen to be the one receiving these poetic one liners, take it and keep skating. Watch those forearms. Be careful about the back blocking. Try keeping your legs in when you give a hit/fall. If it pisses you off cause this one skater is constantly bitching about something, give it back to her. 9 times out of 10, most people don’t eat the shit they spurt. Go ahead and politely give them a spoonful of their own medicine and be satisfied.

I’m not encouraging a full out league brawl, but rather, opening the door to ‘bitching and be done’ philosophy.

Coming back from the break

After a few weeks of movie watching, beer drinking, book reading days, it’s time, once again, to dive head first into the derby pool. Saying hey to all those bitches you miss and asking them about the kids and family is a nice heart warming experience. It showed me the depths of my connection with this group of women.

When you return skating, the first thing you need to realize is, you are out of shape. Knowing that returning to the level of intensity you left at isn’t a wise decision (especially if you didn’t do anything active on your break). I would suggest to come back and do basic endurance and fall drills for the first few hours on the rink (just to get the body back into that mode of a high impact workout). Then, my readers, it’s derby boot camp 101. Put yourself in every jam possible. Exhaust yourself during skills practice and go to open skates and dodge falling kids. Also, work yourself back into meetings with a renewed fuse. Bring new ideas and energy back to the folks that didn’t leave. Make them love it again.

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Keeping your skates clean and dust free is a grave concern to us all. Sturdy skate laces and wheels that have some life left in them are also just as important. Yet after all that bullshit about cleaning bearings and saddle waxing your leather skate boots has lost its scent, the most important item of business to keep tip top is the skater herself.

Knowing when to come to practice and knowing when to leave.

The next section of this blog will be all about rollergirl maintenance. Things I have experienced in my years of derby and things I am still trying to grasp.

Posts to be expected (but in no particular order):

-Rollergirl AWOL

-A rollergirl time-out

-Role’s of a rollergirl

-Derby bitches- loving the ones that love us

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This lady has been in contact with me since I started this blog early December (her name alone brightened up my day!).Anyway, she wrote me last night and asked me to give her some advice. I usually do not answer emails like this, but hers, I felt, warranted a post since all of these issues are present for majority of skaters at any level. Below is her letter split into three parts.

[1]. “I’ve been really frustrated with myself b/c I don’t feel like I’ve been improving in my speed but I’ve got a lot of endurance

[2] “I’ve been bouting with my league for 3-4 months now and with no signs of improvement, I’m frustrated with my performance.”

[3] “I have a bit of performance anxiety issue b/c I perform really well at practice and then flop at bouts. I’ve sought professional help but I don’t feel like it has been helping so I stopped. “
-Chinese Take-Out

[1] Why am I not getting faster?

There are a few factors that could be hindering your ability to go faster.
A. Floor- If it’s winter, the floor becomes cold and much more slick. Or, the floor may be extremely dusty and your wheels (no matter how soft they are) will not find grip.

B. Skates- Your skates are basically shoes with wheels on them. If you constantly run around in them and do sprints and stops and suicides and jumps, they’re going to start adjusting to your wear and tear and are going to need some upgrading.

Somethings to check/adjust on your skates:
-Your trucks- may be a lot looser than you can handle, tighten them to your liking.
-Your wheels- have lost their grooves/grip (especially if you’re on a cement floor); clean them with soapy water (be sure not to get the bearings wet), rotate them, or get a new pair if none of the above seems to be helping.
-Your boots- may have stretched to a larger size, try to start wearing thicker socks (or 2 pair) or simply tie the laces tighter. If none seem to be working, try using 2 sets of laces for extra enforcement or 3 pairs of socks. If all these fail, buy new (leather) boots.
-Your bearings- may be filled with guck and need a little cleaning. If you do not know how to clean them, please do not do so! (you could ruin them) Wait and perhaps a post about how to clean them might pop up. Or, ask your coach or captain to find out to clean bearings correctly and then ask them to hold a workshop to teach all skaters.
-Your insoles- could be worn out (making it hard to keep the boot in place when skating) and may need to be replaced (try a thicker insole).

C. Technique-You may be losing speed by skating too much. Meaning, you might be over exerting yourself (trying sooo f’n hard to get faster) that you’re simply ignoring the limits of your ability. I am still learning new ways to get faster, so being on a league for 3-4 months, you’re just beginning to scrape the tip of the iceberg (though, global warming is in full effect, so this statement may be a little outdated).

Somethings to work on during endurance practice or open skate:
* Knowledge- Knowing how to skate effectively. Doing effective crossovers and power glides save you from wasting energy trying to ‘run’ on skates. This isn’t something that can be taught in a blog on the internet, but rather on a rink over a few months time.

*Getting low- though it may hurt in the beginning, squatting while doing endurance is the fastest way to strengthen your thighs. Bending at the knees rather that the waist is key. Strength equals power equals speed.

*Arm control- Start skating with your arms either behind you or strictly to your sides. This helps build up balance and makes you understand how dependent you are on those swinging arms (which is a HUGE waste of energy not to mention could cause penalties).

*Sprints- do them over and over again. Each time you’ll realize there is something new to learn in doing them. (I’m referring to duck walk sprints, not toe-stop starts).

*Breathing- A big issue in being able to skate faster for longer is your ability to control your breathing. When I started back, I would have the hardest time figuring out how to breathe correctly. One thing I did to help control my breathe intake was I started chewing gum. It helped me condition myself to breathe through my nose rather than my mouth. I also talked with a lady who does breathing classes and she told me to breathe from my whole torso rather then the top of it. Taking in a deep breathe that reaches to the bottom of my stomach which expands it, then exhaling until I could exhale no more. The first few times I did it, I became lightheaded. However, I use this technique now whenever I start having breathing problems.

I hope this begins to show the many factors in why you (or anyone else) isn’t getting the full effect they feel they deserve.

[2] Why is my skating not improving?

From my experiences this is what usually happens (especially after the 3-4 months):

-You start out stupid excited about derby. You take your first 20 lap time trials. Again, you’re just excited to be able to skate all 20 laps, much less worry about what your time is. A few weeks have passed and you are gaining speed, skills and most importantly, you begin to find where you fit in with the league (peer wise).

So you do the next time trials, you see that you literally shaved off 10 seconds from your previous time. Whooo hoooo! Man, let’s go have a few beers and celebrate. How exciting.

So you push and push and push… you keep coming to the same amount of practices, you keep the same diet and you still have the desire to keep getting better, but you seem to be stuck. You have the same lap time (after 3 months of trying) and the other skaters are getting better.

What has happened?
My theory: Your body is adjusting. Your body is taking in all of this intense training from the past few months and is beginning to condition the muscles to their expected use. This has happened to every skater I’ve skated with and we all get so damn discouraged, we wanna throw our hands up and yell to the derby goddess to free us from this hell. (whoo.. that’s the coffee talking). Without having any type of physical training knowledge (well, I did get C’s in PE during high school) this is my answer. If you’re reading this and you have the ‘right’ answer, please do chime in.. It would be much appreciated.

[3] Performance anxiety- Yes. Yes. This is something I deal with constantly. I have sat on the bench right before games asking myself, “why in the hell do I do this? I hate this game!” (Seriously!)

I know a lot of the girls I skate with (and against) have issues with anxiety as well. So what I have done is asked a few girls on my league to answer a couple of questions. Having skated with all of them for a few years, I knew they would have the widest range of answers that could hopefully help someone out there.

Roxy Rockett

1. What do you do on bout day?

The night before, I take it easy. I have a nice healthy dinner (no dairy) and a beer to help get me relaxed; drink lots of water; do it with my G man; then lay in bed (in silence) and think about all the possible bouting scenarios and how to deal with them. Bout day: I start with water and coffee before practice; come home around 2:30, eat a high calorie protein bar then take a nap with my man; after arriving at the venue I try and skate around and get my body warmed up and get use to the crowd noise. After our team meeting, I mediate to myself and think about what I need to do and who my partners are and how to maintain control over my skating throughout the bout. If it’s too much to handle, I usually ask one of the following ladies for their help to talk me down and help me relax. I am usually unapproachable and less likely to show a friendly face.

2. What (if anything) do you do to relax your nerves right before the bout and/or the first jam? (waiting for that whistle to blow.. ugh!)

Once I’m on the floor, and especially after the first lap, everything settles. I see my team and know that everything will be OK.. win or loose!

Teflon Donna

1. What do you do on bout day?

I start w/ a big glass of OJ and a banana. If I feel like my nerves are getting the best of me, I sometimes go for a skate to get some of the jitters out. I eat a turkey and ham (no cheese) sub on wheat from _____ [unnamed sub shop] before every game I play. And I start drinking lots of water the night before and all day prior to the game.

2. What (if anything) do you do to relax your nerves right before the bout and/or the first jam? (waiting for that whistle to blow.. ugh!)

Pep talks….they don’t work for me. In fact all the pregame meetings just make me jumpy. In the 15-20 minutes I take to stretch before the game, I’m usually telling myself “go out there and give it 100%, nobody can expect anything more”. I also try to keep a light hearted attitude prior to the game. Share a few laughs with some teammates as I’m warming up bumping people around.

Leadfoot

1. What do you do on bout day?

I try to ALWAYS get 8-9 hours of sleep before the game, which means NO drinking and/or partying for me beforehand. The day of the game, I always have sex (no joke, ask Major!) followed by pancakes and bacon for breakfast. I try to drink LOTS of water and gatorade, have a turkey sandwich and some chips for lunch and then nothing else until after the game. I also ALWAYS say a prayer before the game (just ask Busty; I prefer a group prayer, but if no-one’s up for it, I just say one silently to myself). Usually I pray for a safe and enjoyable game for all the players and fans. I pray that I do well and don’t let my team down. I pray that no one gets hurt and everyone has a good time. I pray that we make some new fans and friends. :-)

2. What (if anything) do you do to relax your nerves right before the bout and/or the first jam? (waiting for that whistle to blow.. ugh!)

As weird as it is, I usually NEVER get nervous before a game…I don’t know why, I just don’t (the only exception being TX during Dust Devil; I was TERRIFIED!!!). I just try to think of it as an extended practice or scrimmage. Since I really don’t know all the people in the audience, I just think, “if I suck, I don’t know these people and will probably never see them again” and if I do well I tell myself, “self, you just made a new fan/friend”! Knowing that I’ve practiced as hard as I could and have trained hard for weeks/months/years, usually calms me down. Also knowing that I have some of the best skaters in the league (hell ANY league for that matter) looking out for me helps too. Someone has your back and you have their’s…that’s comforting!

It also helps during the game to look out in the crowd and find someone that’s smiling and cheering for you. If my son is there, I look for him. If not, I smile and wink to Major, or Marco or Seth (from Tattoo Devil or Progress) or my friend Andy. Knowing you have friends there to support you helps.

Kitty Crowbar

1. What do you do on bout day?

Sex (with or without someone else…hahahaha!)

2. What (if anything) do you do to relax your nerves right before the bout and/or the first jam? (waiting for that whistle to blow.. ugh!)

I make sure I have everything (outfit, gear, whatever) ready two nights before so I can just chill with Olivia the night before and do nothing (unless we have a meet & greet with the other team…). On game day, I get all giddy and goofy so I like jokes…I also like when we could get to the rink early and skate around and be goofy.

Shirley Temper

1. What do you do on bout day?

I sleep in as late as I can, then go to practice for a light warm up, then go to ____ unnamed sub shop (cuz it’s convenient and it won’t upset my stomach). After eating, I try to just “be normal” for a couple of hours … lay down on the couch and watch some TV, etc. Then I get dressed and ready. Then it’s on ;)

2. What (if anything) do you do to relax your nerves right before the bout and/or the first jam? (waiting for that whistle to blow.. ugh!)

Right before that first whistle, I literally look at the ground (I don’t look at any opponents or listen to anything they say) and I remind myself that I know how to play this game! I tell myself that the huge girl next to me has weaknesses and I’m going to figure them out and use them against her. And I tell myself that these girls have no idea what I’m capable of and probably don’t expect much, so I’m gonna show them.

Eva Lye

1. What do you do on bout day?

Traditions include: eating small proportions, and several of them, rather than one or two large meals. I normally can’t stomach lots of food on game day anyway due to nerves. I eat hard boiled eggs or peanut butter toast, a protein shake, and if I can do it, a tofurkey sandwich on hearty bread. I also meditate and stretch the morning of the game. If there’s time, I try to get some nookie. Supposedly it makes women feisty, as opposed to the man
who falls asleep. Also it helps me relax a little. It hasn’t not worked, so for now I do it.

2. What (if anything) do you do to relax your nerves right before the bout and/or the first jam? (waiting for that whistle to blow.. ugh!)

My nerves are generally calming down right before the game (finally). I like talking with teammates and just keeping it real. I know those nerves are all in the head and if I try to trick myself out of being nervous, sometimes it works.

Feel Free to answer the 2 questions in a comment. Who knows, you might end up helping another lady relax before a game!

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Sorry for not posting in awhile, family comes first sometimes. I took a ‘derby break’ and I still have a couple of days until I dive back into this here sport!

Some of our girls are heading North to Charm City (Baltimore) this weekend to bout these WFTDA newbies. We sent a few girls that have never interleague’d before in hopes to get them up to speed with our seasoned grannies! I know they will make us proud!

Going to be doing some derby training this weekend with the Atlanta Rollergirls. We will be on the rink 2 days/4 hours. I think this should be enough time.
I remember these girls coming up for our first public bout in 2005 (side note: a year after our league formed; and holding 2 private expo bouts) and having some of them sit in on a team meeting/dinner the night before our ‘coming out bout’. They have been great friends of ours during the past 2 years! I feel really honored that they asked me to come and teach the important skills that make up the foundation of skating and derby. They can take and leave whatever they see fit. I will try and have some feedback from them so everyone can get an idea of what I do on private training weekends.

In the midst of all this derby crap, I’m getting married in September and I have been frantically searching for bridesmaid dresses. I have found my dress, I just have to find the right color of wheels for my skates and what type of socks (if any) to match my dress. Not to mention a venue and all that crap. Perhaps I’ll write some posts on how to plan a wedding and do derby at the same time. Better yet, perhaps some of you can chime in and help my sorry ass out!!

I hope everyone had a great New Year and I hope to be spying on you West coast bitches at Dust Devil II (if I can muster up enough money for a plane ticket).

Thanks for reading!
Roxy

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